12 Weekend Jokes To Help You Maximize Your Joy

By James Dazouloute --- "The Weekend Is Here!!!!" Is what you look forward to yelling out everyday that you're at work. But between the boss

riding your back and you having those stupid backstabbing co-workers in your face while you're trying to 'Go Along To Get Along', you barely have time to notice which day is which - throughout the week. But when the weekend is approaching on Friday morning, you just know that great things are coming and no one can ruin your joy. And it is all because the weekend gives you that feeling of freedom, that ecstasy of being your own person, that hysteria of knowing that you can do just whatever you want. And since you know that the weekend time period is yours, then you are the king or queen of your time (If you are single that is...). And for those 2 or 3 days, depending if there is a Holiday added, you can be lazy if you want, you can get drunk if your heart so desires, you can walk around naked in your home if you want, or you can join friends out and about, or you can watch sports or play video games all weekend long, or you can do your gardening, or you can attend every party that you know of, and you can just have sex all weekend long if you choose.

I mean can you even imagine a better time in your life where you've already made the money you needed for the bills, as well fulfill all your obligations to work and other people? And can you ever consider giving that time to anyone else to mess with you, or get you upset, or trying to control your plans and movements? Of course you can not, because the weekend is yours, it is your best friend who is meant to love you while helping you to love yourself, it is the moment that you regain control of your life and do as you please, it is also the moment that you find yourself by re-centering yourself so you can heal, so you can be happy, so you can make love, so you can laugh, so you can just be.... And I tell you all this Beloved, so you can always remind yourself that the weekend is yours, and nobody else's. And if you choose to share it with your partner, and / or your kids, or share it with your friends or neighbors or even with strangers, then they better fully appreciate the wonderful and amazing gift of your time, of your life, of your happiness and even of your freedom (Which the Week-end gives to you) that you are gladly and magnanimously sharing with them.

So Let Us Begin To Enjoy The Weekend And Every Weekend With These 12 Weekend Jokes To Help You Maximize Your Joy:
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BONUS WEEKEND JOKE

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