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12 Monday Jokes To Help You Cope Until Friday

By James Dazouloute --- MONDAY AGAIN!!!??? Oh Brother! Well let's get to it so we can get it over with. And so Beloved, this is how you have to approach
12 Monday Jokes To Help You Cope Until Friday

Mondays, because this horrible day is bad for you, horrible for your health, and a monster headache for your family life, as well this day is filled with anxiety and worries about the monies you need to make for this week. And on top of that, you have to go in and face your boss and their boss, also your co-workers and contractors. All people you don't like, beings you can't stand, But You Have To Go Along To Get Along.

Oh the charades that you have to go through on Monday, since you have to ask all the people you see "How Was Your Day?, How Was Your Weekend? What Did You Do This Weekend? Did You Have A Good Weekend? (AS IF YOU CARE!!!) But you and I know both know that you don't, but since you have to go along to get along at work, then you will go through each charade step by step, and you will smile at your boss in all the meetings all the while agreeing with him or her (Even though you are smarter than that person). Or if you have Clients that you depend on to run your business, then you really have some butt-kissing to do to them so you can ensure that sale takes place, or that service is performed, so you can get paid and they can hopefully give you a good review. Yep, Just Like A Monkey Doing Tricks For A Banana! That is what you are reduced to my friend, with all your smarts, all your college degrees, all the experience you have accumulated. And so you must pick the 'Ceremonial Cotton' by doing way more work for what they are paying you for, because you must show that you are a good little slave, eager to serve, eager to help, eager to be a part of the team and super eager to see the company succeed and the CEO get his or her big payout. Oh What A Sham Mondays Are!!!


12 Monday Jokes To Help You Cope Until Friday




But Do What You Can Beloved! Because you live inside the matrix that is filled with BS, and you must get your share of the fake money to survive. So don't give up, don't get mad, and no matter what you do Beloved, Do Not Show Your Poker Face. Because on Monday they all expect you to come into work ready to start picking that cotton. But do not despair, because all you have to do is to make it through lunch, then you can take a break from being fake and from putting up with all the nonsense. And then you can just finish the day, and before you know it Friday will come again. 

And so to help you get your Monday going, here are 12 Monday Jokes To Help You Cope Until Friday:


1. Mondays are no gifts from the Universe
Mondays are no gifts from the Universe


2. Even Grandma associates Monday with a man performance
Even Grandma associates Monday with a man performance


2. Well you already know the cats was going to hate Monday


3. Even the old lady heard a bad rumor about Monday
Even the old lady heard a bad rumor about Monday


4. And Bosses must force their workers to go to work on Mondays
And Bosses must force their workers to go to work on Mondays


5. Even the sharks hate Mondays
And Bosses must force their workers to go to work on Mondays



6. Yep! Every Monday we are all drained
Yep! Every Monday we are all drained




7. We all need A Sunday again to get ready for Monday
We all need Sunday again to get ready for Monday


8.  Even the baby hates Mondays
Even the baby hates Mondays


9. You must break up with Monday
You must break up with Monday


10. You have to question Mondays


11. Cat Says to go away Monday


12. Monday animal troubles


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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Sorry Monday, Go Away And Never Comeback! Sunday, You Are Welcome Anytime. Joshua

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  2. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Monday stay outside. Sunday, comeback Please. Let-s Make Up. Tavarashna

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Sunday, Please don't leave me. Monday, you monster you! Rob The Broker

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    1. Rob, I say Monday bring money with you, and take Stress with you.

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  4. Anonymous11:05 PM

    This is too funny, Monday is stressing everybody out. Carl

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