12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

By James Dazouloute --- If you've been good or bad, Santa will know. Especially now with Google-Search, or Instagram or Facebook... 
12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

who all record every move you ever make online and even offline (As long as you have your smartphone with you), and they keep these records forever. And so all Santa has to do is Google your name, or check out your Social Media Account, and you are toast, No Present For You... Or as it was once said on that Seinfeld Episode "No Soup For You!" All because as the legend goes, Santa Claus will only leave you nice presents if you've been a good boy or good girl all year along. But if you've been naughty, then you might get coal in your stocking or... And so you don't want to risk it, if you still believe that is.

But for those of you who are super grown up, or who are so entrenched into the system of the matrix and therefore have allowed yourselves to become a slave to life, a prisoner of this illusionary dimension, an imbecile of the master controllers who make you worry so much about all the bad things that are happening to you, then allow me to help you put things into prospective and show you through these "12 Santa Jokes Dilemma", Why You Should Stop Focusing On Your Sadness During These Holidays, But Instead Rejoice That You Are The Master Of Your Fate, And Therefore Can Change Any Situation In Your Life.
12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

But I will tell you a secret Beloved: All Of This Life Is All Illusion And Make Belief At All Times. And so please do not forget this as you are growing up, because that make belief system never ends. For everything we do as grown up is make-belief. For if a man can make-believe he is a woman just by dressing as a woman and Society accepts it as full truth, then who are we to tell little kids that Santa doesn't exist? Or if a female just dress as a man and cut off her hair, and she then make-believe that she is a man and Society fully accepts it as full eternal truth, then who are we to tell the 'little kid inside ourselves' that Santa Claus is no longer real and true? Or if a nation takes a piece of cloth and calls it a Flag, and then say you must honor it, die for it, and murder other people in the name of it, then why not create your own truth and your own reality and force them to accept it? So why only accept their truth in your life and allow it to depress you during the Holidays, because you know it is not really true, or Holy, or Eternal? Think, Grow And Rejoice Beloved!!!

But first let's see all the modern things that Santa Claus has to deal with nowadays, since everyone is so health conscious, so legalistic, so label-oriented and such victim chasers:

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

12 Santa Jokes Dilemma To Stop Focusing On Your Sadness

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