12 Monday Jokes To Help You Cope Until Friday

By James Dazouloute --- MONDAY AGAIN!!!??? Oh Brother! Well let's get to it so we can get it over with. And so Beloved, this is how you have to approach
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Mondays, because this horrible day is bad for you, horrible for your health, and a monster headache for your family life, as well this day is filled with anxiety and worries about the monies you need to make for this week. And on top of that, you have to go in and face your boss and their boss, also your co-workers and contractors. All people you don't like, beings you can't stand, But You Have To Go Along To Get Along.

Oh the charades that you have to go through on Monday, since you have to ask all the people you see "How Was Your Day?, How Was Your Weekend? What Did You Do This Weekend? Did You Have A Good Weekend? (AS IF YOU CARE!!!) But you and I know both know that you don't, but since you have to go along to get along at work, then you will go through each charade step by step, and you will smile at your boss in all the meetings all the while agreeing with him or her (Even though you are smarter than that person). Or if you have Clients that you depend on to run your business, then you really have some butt-kissing to do to them so you can ensure that sale takes place, or that service is performed, so you can get paid and they can hopefully give you a good review. Yep, Just Like A Monkey Doing Tricks For A Banana! That is what you are reduced to my friend, with all your smarts, all your college degrees, all the experience you have accumulated. And so you must pick the 'Ceremonial Cotton' by doing way more work for what they are paying you for, because you must show that you are a good little slave, eager to serve, eager to help, eager to be a part of the team and super eager to see the company succeed and the CEO get his or her big payout. Oh What A Sham Mondays Are!!!

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12 Weekend Jokes To Help You Maximize Your Joy

 12 Weekend Jokes To Help You Maximize Your Joy


But Do What You Can Beloved! Because you live inside the matrix that is filled with BS, and you must get your share of the fake money to survive. So don't give up, don't get mad, and no matter what you do Beloved, Do Not Show Your Poker Face. Because on Monday they all expect you to come into work ready to start picking that cotton. But do not despair, because all you have to do is to make it through lunch, then you can take a break from being fake and from putting up with all the nonsense. And then you can just finish the day, and before you know it Friday will come again. And so to help you get your Monday going, here are 12 Monday Jokes To Help You Cope Until Friday:
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12 Weekend Jokes To Help You Maximize Your Joy

By James Dazouloute --- "The Weekend Is Here!!!!" Is what you look forward to yelling out everyday that you're at work. But between the boss 

riding your back and you having those stupid backstabbing co-workers in your face while you're trying to 'Go Along To Get Along', you barely have time to notice which day is which - throughout the week. But when the weekend is approaching on Friday morning, you just know that great things are coming and no one can ruin your joy. And it is all because the weekend gives you that feeling of freedom, that ecstasy of being your own person, that hysteria of knowing that you can do just whatever you want. And since you know that the weekend time period is yours, then you are the king or queen of your time (If you are single that is...). And for those 2 or 3 days, depending if there is a Holiday added, you can be lazy if you want, you can get drunk if your heart so desires, you can walk around naked in your home if you want, or you can join friends out and about, or you can watch sports or play video games all weekend long, or you can do your gardening, or you can attend every party that you know of, and you can just have sex all weekend long if you choose.


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I mean can you even imagine a better time in your life where you've already made the money you needed for the bills, as well fulfill all your obligations to work and other people? And can you ever consider giving that time to anyone else to mess with you, or get you upset, or trying to control your plans and movements? Of course you can not, because the weekend is yours, it is your best friend who is meant to love you while helping you to love yourself, it is the moment that you regain control of your life and do as you please, it is also the moment that you find yourself by re-centering yourself so you can heal, so you can be happy, so you can make love, so you can laugh, so you can just be.... And I tell you all this Beloved, so you can always remind yourself that the weekend is yours, and nobody else's. And if you choose to share it with your partner, and / or your kids, or share it with your friends or neighbors or even with strangers, then they better fully appreciate the wonderful and amazing gift of your time, of your life, of your happiness and even of your freedom (Which the Week-end gives to you) that you are gladly and magnanimously sharing with them. 

So Let Us Begin To Enjoy The Weekend And Every Weekend With These 12 Weekend Jokes To Help You Maximize Your Joy:
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