9 Jokes About Solar Eclipse

By James Dazouloute --- When you hear about a Solar Eclipse, you automatically feel nervous since deep down inside your soul and spirit (Which are always connected with the universe and spiritual realm), 
9 Jokes About Solar Eclipse

you know that something is not right and that something is coming soon into our realm. Only because Solar Eclipses along with Lunar Eclipses, although scientific in nature, also carry warnings about events to take place that will always affect some part of humanity on a particular side of the world. And all you can hope for is that those bad things will not happen in your neck of the woods. And I know you are like most people and that you don't believe it nothing folkloric or spiritual, but only scientific. And so I must caution you my friend, that "So Called Science, or Human Science" only serve to explain a thousand or so years later what the gods have long ago accomplished.
9 Jokes About Solar Eclipse


But when it comes to Full Solar Eclipses, you have to pay attention to the animals, you know - the so called dumb animals, that us humans always say that they are dumb and act stupid, but they are always connected to Mother Nature and know when something bad is about to happen, like the Tsunami in 2011. Because for example, when there is a full solar eclipse, squirrels will run around like crazy up to 2 hours before and after the event. And all us humans have to do is pay attention to them and follow their lead, just like when your dog is barking at 4am, because it sees things or spirits flowing around your house that you can't see. But anyway, believe what you want! Here a few facts about Solar Eclipses:


  • A solar eclipse is a lineup of the Sun, the Moon, and Earth. The Moon, directly between the Sun and Earth, casts a shadow on our planet.
  • Depending on the geometry of the Sun, Moon, and Earth, there can be between 2 and 5 solar eclipses each year.
  • Totality occurs when the Moon completely obscures Sun so only the solar corona is showing.
  • A total solar eclipse can happen once every 1-2 years. This makes them very rare events.s.
  • The longest a total solar eclipse can last is 7.5 minutes.
  • The width of the path of totality is usually about 160 km across and can sweep across an area of Earth’s surface about 10,000 miles long.
  • Totality occurs when the Moon completely obscures Sun so only the solar corona is showing.

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