12 Black Friday Sales Jokes For Thanksgiving Weekend

By James Dazouloute --- Black Friday! Or should we call it Bloody Friday, or Greedy Friday, or even Insane Friday? Since all we care about is getting something, anything, for cheap from 
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  any store at the expense of hurting, of beating down, and trampling over all other human beings just to get that item that is on sale. And this was supposed to be a Weekend For Thanks Giving To The Gods for all we are blessed with and all the great people we have in our life to share our earthly journey with??? So What Happened? 

Well Greed Happened my friend! Yes Greed, the only being that is immortal, indestructible, Omnipotent and even Omniscient since it knows exactly how to fill the needs, the wants, the eyes, the hearts, minds and desires of every human being at all times. Well that is quite amazing, especially since the Gods of the Religions can't even do that. And of course we all love Greed, we can't get enough of it and every day in everything we do we run after Greed because we can never be satisfied with what we have at home, with what we have in our bank accounts, we will never settle fully for the job we have, for the foods we have at home and even for the small dreams we have. We want MORE, More and more... And so Black Friday Sales are made just for us Humans, just for the Greed that is inside us forever growing, just for the need and thirst to have more and more, and to also stay as slaves of the Status Quo and keeping up the Jones 's. 
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And so because of all this, we will trample an old person, who himself is still suffering from Greed, just to get to an item where we can save 50 bucks. But I wonder if we ever stopped to wonder about just who have the power? Us or the Manufacturers and Sellers? In reality We  have the power as a people to say No to Greed, no to the thirst and seduction of More, and no to buying more crap to make more of a wasteland of Mother Earth. But we won't, because us Human Beings are emotional junkies, we love to be teased, we love to be made feel great, we love to be complimented, we love to be the first to have something and we love to be told what to do, how to feel, how to think and how to act and even how to live our lives. And so because of this great fault and weakness, Manufacturers, Sellers, Politicians, 5th. Dimension Gods will always tell us what to do and what is important. And we are bound to obey and remain Forever Slaves. So Enjoy Your Black Friday Sales!   
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3 Easy Ways To Burn Fat During Winter

By James Dazouloute --- How To Burn Fat, when your waistline seems to keep on growing with no end in sight. And it even seems that during winter,
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 especially during the Holidays when there are so many Get-Together with family along with so many parties to attend, that you are just getting fatter and fatter. And then your health keep on getting worst with all the extra weight, your pockets are getting leaner  because you have to keep on shopping for bigger clothes to accommodate the expanding waistline. So what can you do, without stressing yourself out , while having fun? Well today I want to share with you 3 easy ways to burn those stubborn fats during winter. 
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First easy way to easily burn fat:  Shoveling Snow.
You already know that when Winter comes, you have the dreaded snow. Otherwise they would not call it winter... But after 3 days of constant snow fall, you have to be able to get out of your driveway with your car that is now buried in snow up to the windshield. But as they say, in all that happen to you there is always  a blessing within, and so there is a blessing in the snow to help you to burn fat. And since you have to shovel that snow anyway, you might as well focus your mind and body into burning fat. So as you are using your shovel, focus on your stomach each time you throw that snow over your shoulder or to the sides, tuck in your gut and breathe in and out. Also focus on toning up your arms with each swing of the shovel, focus on your thighs and your back because all those muscle groups are involved in help you tremendously in burning fat.
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Second way for how to burn fat: Enjoy Ice skating.
The lake in your backyard or near to your home will be frozen, especially after 3 days of  snow falls. And after you have just burned 500 calories shoveling the snow out of your backyard, you are now ready to put on your Ice Skates to go have fun with your friends and family. And you don't have to be a Professional Ice Skater to burn fat, all you have to do is focus on your thighs and abs as you are moving on the ice.  And remember your buttocks, your calves and even you lower back, all getting a work-out as you are enjoying yourself. 
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Third easy way to lose fat: Go Skiing.
When it's Winter, Ski Resorts are extremely busy with customers who are coming in to ski off their mountains. And when you go, do remember to use this activity to burn fat. Since as you're skiing you are definitely using all major muscle groups, and again focus on your abs where the majority of fats are stored and seem bent on staying. So use your arms, your legs, your back, your chest, all to help you to burn stubborn fats the easy way.

Life must be lived, and you must enjoy it no matter what and while going through all things. You are the Master of your life and body, and all you have to do is be determined to combat any and all negative things in your life, like burning fat, removing bad cholesterol, eliminating lung issues and thereby increase your health to perfection. You can conquer any and all sicknesses, and having bad fat stored in your body causing all kinds of diseases is definitely something to deal with.    
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How To Get Really White Teeth Today

By James Dazouloute --- Whiten teeth... Is something that we all want, because nobody wants to be smiling with another person, and all that are seen are  
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Yellow teeth, or crevices between the teeth filled with black deposits. Because the very first thing anybody will take a look at when meeting you for the first time or the one hundredth time, is your face and from that your smile. And that is because your smile is a welcoming door mat that makes them feel like you want them within your circle, you want to carry on a simple pleasant conversation. So today I will share with you 3 great ways to have great white teeth in a healthy way, that will last you all the days of your life. 
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First way on how to get really white teeth: Dentist N Examination.
Yes, you have to go to the experts of teeth, because you will want them to examine your mouth completely and see all the things that you can't see. Because your front teeth are not all your teeth, since when you smile you will open your mouth to speak and any yellowing, any cavity, any stain, anything wrong with your gums and anything else that will cause the enamel on your tooth to wear out, you will definitely want to know about. And even if you don't want the dentist to clean your teeth, then the examination, which only costs a few dollars, will definitely get you to know all that really need to be done. Plus the dentist will usually have the latest cleaning products that can either help you right away, ( Maybe have long term side effects, always ask ) or products that will slowly turn your teeth white and cause you no problems in your 40's and 50's.

Second way for teeth whitening: Good toothbrush and baking soda.
Don't allow your mind to be conditioned with baking soda, in thinking that it is only good for your refrigerator to remove odor. Because this little invention has so many uses, that to this day Scientists are still finding out all the health benefits that baking soda has. But first get you a newer toothbrush, between soft and medium strength, also make sure you replace it every 30 days even if it does not look worn out to you, because you have to press hard on the bristles to brush, and even try to get them at the back of your mouth, where your Wisdom Teeth are or used to be. And you already know that baking soda remove odor, so right then and there you are taking care of one of the greatest embarrassment in your life, Bad Breath. And then, the chemical ingredients in the baking soda, will help to brake down all the build ups of colors in your teeth. After all you already use baking soda to clean and disinfect your kitchen, your bathroom, your clothes, in your cooking etc. So use it for your mouth, very low cost.  
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Third way for teeth whitening or bleaching: Over The Counter Products.
Now there are close to a hundred different products out there to get your teeth super white as fast as possible. And they range from $3.00 all the way up to $100.00, depending on you and the amount of time you want this to happen in. And of course if you have a great function tomorrow, then you will want the fastest acting ingredient and the most potent teeth cleaning and teeth whitening item. But always remember that in life, all things are supposed to happen naturally, and it is okay to do some things during an emergency, but long term those things will have devastating effect for your health if you keep on doing them. And without endorsing any real product, then you must always look for the "Fast acting, the gentle on your teeth and gums, and the super strong teeth whitening product.  
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BONUS TIP: To whiten your teeth: Avoid Acidic Foods And Drinks.
It has always been known by many in the Medical field, that any food or drink that will stain a perfectly white t-shirt is not good for your teeth. Meaning, you would not want to pour a very dark soda on your new white t-shirt and let it sit for a couple of hours, or you would not want to take some red wine and pour it on. Or take some banana peels and put it on. So always think of the food that you are eating and the drinks that you swallow, because sweets will cause you tooth decay when it finally breaks down in your body and look for the softest areas, like your teeth. The sodas and the harsh juices will eat away the protective enamel on your teeth, and then you will look like you're on Meth. So whiten your teeth, clean your teeth, protect your teeth and help your teeth to make you look good.  
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Top 3 Ways To Help People As A Philanthropist.

By James Dazouloute --- How Can You Help People?... Because you are so tired of looking around you, and seeing your fellow human beings suffer terribly,
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 and yet you and your family have been so blessed, for now, with great health, with success, with knowledge and even with good luck. And so you want to get involved with causes that help people in needs, by giving and sharing some of your knowledge, some of your resources, and definitely some of your heart. Because deep down inside, you are a Philanthropist who wants to better the life of humanity, who wants to build a legacy of doing  good, and reaching out to the less fortunate. So today I intend to help you with the top 3 ways to be a Philanthropist, and you can stop asking: How Can I Help People?.  
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Top first way to help people: Donate To the A.I.D.S. Cause.
Right now this sexual epidemic is taking so many lives, and these great people will never have a chance to build a legacy because this Virus is so powerful. And whether or not it was Reckless Behaviors that cause them to catch the A.I.D.S virus, or whether their parents had it and they are born with it, does not really matter for those wonderful people right now. Because what matters right now is the need for medicine, the need for compassion, the need for resources and definitely the need for love. So in whatever capacity you can help the A.I.D.S cause, then go ahead and do so. Yes go ahead and donate your time to spend with someone who is dying of this Virus, donate your heart and pray with someone who need love and prayers. Go ahead and donate any little bit of monies that you have, so researches  can be done and a cure can be found. As well, Education can be given to all who are sexually active.  

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Second way about how can I help people: Help Cancer Patients.
There are so many different variations of Cancer, and to this day no one knows who is next to having it.  So this is why it is imperative, that you as a Philanthropist, do donate to causes that are fighting this sickness. And since our entire environment is so polluted, our foods are so toxic, our water is so uncleaned, then you must dig in and help to find a cure. You must also help with spending time and doing the little things that a Cancer patient can not do for his or herself. You must also help in donating any extra money you have for research, and seek accountability for exactly what is being done to find the cure. So do donate your heart and prayers for a cure, prayers for a miracle in a patient's life, and love for the abandoned.  
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Third top way to be a Philanthropist: Donate to Sick Kids Foundation.
Children are always the worse victims of sicknesses, because they are so weak at birth, because they sometimes inherit the worst sicknesses from their parents, because while growing up they are curious and can fall under sickness. And since the children are our legacies, the children are the future caretakers of us when we get older, and the children are our glory. And so it is a must that you donate to the causes that involve sick children, and do whatever you can to help them. And the sick children do not have a voice, so you must become the voice, you must become the compassionate one, you must become the protector and you must become the loving Parent to each and every sick kid.

So by now you can easily see the answer to How Can I Help People, because needs are everywhere. And when you donate your time, your knowledge, your resources, your money, your love and even your prayers to those 3 causes, then I guarantee you that The Powers That Be are definitely up there watching you, and are ready to take the little bit that you give and multiply it a thousand fold.  
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