17 National Tequila Day Jokes For You

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Tequila! Why is this drink so strong and who made it to begin with? Because this liquor has gotten more people into embarrassing situations than any other drinks. And the sad thing about Tequila is that once people start drinking it, they can not seem to get enough. Even though they know the old saying: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila - Floor. And yet they want to get drunk, they need to go to the places of "I Don't Care" and "Just Want To Have Fun". Also, their friends seem to encourage them to keep going while they are at the bar, or at spring break or at that party.  And so all I can say is that life is meant to be lived through all kinds of experiences, and the more things a person experiences - the more he/she tends to feel happy. But what kind of experiences does he or she need to experience with Tequila?

Well maybe you can answer that when you have your next shot of Tequila with the worm, and then you can comment and tell us what you have experienced after the 3rd. Shot or the 10th. One. But for now, you must remember "Do Not Drink And Drive" and to do everything in moderation. And with that said, "Happy National Tequila Day", and may you be happy always. But first, here is a quick brief story about Tequila, so you can have an idea just how this drink came about and what its main ingredient is: 
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1600 - Pedro de Tagle, Marquis of Altamira, and Caballero de la Orden of Calatrava, live in Tequila Jalisco, establishing the first tavern for mescal wine in all Nueva Galicia.

1758 - José Antonio of Cuervo buys the big country property "Cofradía de las Animas", a land rich in agave plants.

1795 - José Guadalupe Cuervo, son of José Antonio, receives from King Carlos IV of Spain the first official concession to market mescal wine. 

1821 - The producers of tequila encourage the authorization of free commerce.

1860 - Jesús Flores, owner of the taverns "La Floreña" and "La del Puente" (also known later as "La Constancia", acquires "La Rojeña". He becomes the first one to bottle tequila in glass vessels.

1940 - Because of WWII, tequila increases its exportation to the United States, whose population drinks it instead of whisky. With the armistice, it requires a great effort to maintain the export and even to increase it, looking for consumption in Europe and South America.  
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1950 - The tequila industry improves its production techniques. The fields for cultivation of blue Agave Tequilana Weber increase. Different tequilas are produced for all kinds of people.

1959 - On October 21, 1959 the Camara Regional de la Industria Tequila is officially founded.

1994 - On may 17, 1994 the Consejo Regulador del Tequila initiates its plan. At the end of this year Mexico suffers a monetary devaluation which has repercussions in other countries as is known as "The Tequila Effect".

1996 - 8th of November - la Parternidad Mexicana de Tequila is formed in Brussels consisting of a European Union Body of 15 countries. Paving the way for the possible exportation of tequila to 350 million people.

2000 - 2003 - The New Millennium ushers in higher demands for tequila world wide, coinciding with the agave shortage. Which sends the price of agave soaring from 40¢ a kilo to $16-18 USD per kilo. The years 2001 and 2002 are named "Oro Azul".

2004 - 2005 - The Tequila Industry, the Government of Mexico and Distributors from other countries come together in an effort to establish new guide lines for the bottling of tequila to keep the quality from being compromised. Other changes brought forward are the production of flavored tequilas (mandarin, lime, lemon, orange, etc.) or flavoring from seeds such as almonds, vanilla.

Today - The fastest growing industry in both the U.S. and Mexico.
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