31 Funny Names We Have For Death

Death, Did You Know?:

--35 million of your cells die every day

Cells, like skin cells, are constantly dividing either from incidents like skinning the knee, or to replace old, dead, or damaged cells. We lose about 30,000 to 40,000 skin cells every minute, or roughly 50 million cells every day, according to Arizona State University. This means there are a lot of skin cells to replace, which is what makes cell division vital. Other cells like nerve and brain cells divide less often.

--You are born with over 270 bones and die with 206

Depending on the development of the baby, he will be born with approximately 270 bones as compared to 206 for adults, says Marshall Cavendish Corportation’s Mammal Anatomy: An Illustrated Guide. When we grow, various bones begin to fuse together to become one large bone, and give the body its shape and support. For example, at birth, five distinct bones make up the baby’s skull and later fuse into a complete skull. The five separate bones during birth is what gives the elasticity and malleability necessary for the baby to pass through the birth canal.

--You can’t die of 'old age'

People generally don’t tend to die of old age, but of inactivity or age-related diseases. In 1951, state and federal agencies were ordered to adopt a standard list of 130 contributing and underlying causes of death, which led to the deletion of a cause of death attributed to “old age.” It is not a scientifically recognized cause of death because it is believed there is always a more direct cause, although it may not be known in some cases.

31 Of some of the common euphemisms for death 


  1. ​Fading quickly
  2. Kick the bucket
  3. Brown bread (cockney rhyming slang)
  4. Deceased
  5. Departed
  6. Demise
  7. Expired
  8. Gone to a better place
  9. Passed away
  10. Passed on
  11. Checked out
  12. Bit the big one
  13. Bitten the dust
  14. Popped their clogs
  15. Pegged it
  16. Taken to Jesus
  17. Met his maker
  18. Turned their toes up
  19. Cashed in their chips
  20. Fallen off their perch
  21. Croaked
  22. Given up the ghost
  23. Gone south
  24. Shuffled off this mortal coil (from William Shakespeare's Hamlet),
  25. Run down the curtain and joined the Choir Invisible (a Christian reference to the angels in heaven)
  26. Pushing up daisies
  27. Sleeping the big sleep
  28. Checking out the grass from underneath
  29. Six feet under
  30. The last breath
  31. Paying a debt to nature


And Now, 18 Facts About Death You Must Know

1. Left-handers die approximately 3 years earlier than right-handed people.

2. Doctors' sloppy handwriting kills more than 7,000 people annually.

3. The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years.

4. Someone commits suicide every 40 seconds.

5. Sharks kill 12 people per year.

6. About 100 billion people have died throughout human history.

7. Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli was famous for turning victims into tea cakes and serving them to guests.

8. About 153,000 people will die on your birthday.

9. Mount Everest has about 200 dead bodies on it, which are now landmarks on the way to the top.

10. You are more likely to die slipping in the bathtub, getting struck by lightning, or drowning in the bathtub, than from terrorism.

11. Greek philosopher Chrysippus is said to have died of laughter.

12. There are more suicides than murders in New York City.

13. Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you.

14. 35 million of your cells die every minute.

15. One woman dies every 90 seconds during pregnancy or childbirth.

16. The creator of the Pringles packaging had his ashes stored in a Pringles Can after he died.

17. Crucifixion is still an official form of punishment in Sudan.

18. When a person dies, their sense of hearing is the last to go.


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