10 Funny Condom Brands You Missed

Condoms, about 87 of them are used each second on Valentine's Day in the United States. And there are many names for them, many different slang used for them and many different attributions by different cultures. But first, let's see some of the different names Condoms are referred by: 
Cock Sock
Condomus Maximus
French Letter
Gentleman's Jerkin
The Goalie
Hazmat Suit
Jimmie Hatz
Jimmy Hat
Johnny Bag
Love Glove
Love Sock
Mr. Prevention
Nodding Sock

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Robber Johnnies
Rubber Magic
Rubber Straitjacket
Salami Sling
Sex Shark Warmer
Snake Charmer
The Tour Guide
Willie Hat
Willie Warmer

And we have history's favorite rake, Giacomo Girolamo Casanova, to thank for "English Riding Coat."
Condom users in other lands have their own names:
Denmark - Gummimand­, for "Rubberman,"
Hungary - Ovsver, for "Safety Tool,"
Hong King - Pei Dang Vi, for "Bulletproof Vest,"
Portugal - Camisa De Venus, for "Venus Shirt,"
Nigeria - Okpuamu, for "Penis Hat,"
Indonesia - Koteca, for "Penis Gourd," and
Spain - globo, for "Balloon."
In England, French Letters will protect you against the French Disease, while a French man might choose to protect himself from La Maladie Anglaise (the English disease), or (the Italian or Neopolitan disease). A Francophobic German might choose to wear a Pariser (Parisian).
Many Arabs attribute the scourge of syphilis to the English (the English disease), while the Russians blame the Poles (the Polish disease)
Some historically accurate and bizarrely facts about Condoms:
The world's oldest surviving condom dates back to 1640 and is on display in anAustrian museum. This Swedish condom is made of pig intestine and was said to be soaked in warm milk prior to use to ensure it was disease free.
About 87 condoms are used each second on Valentine's Day in the United States, meaning V-Day really works for that title of National Condom Day.
In the 19th century, the German military was the first institution to recommend condoms to its soldiers. And during World War I, the United States and Britain were the only countries in Europe who wouldn't provide rubbers to their men in arms. By the end of the war there were almost 400,000 documented cases of syphilis and gonorrhea in the U.S. military. Realizing war couldn't stop the libido, they changed their tune come the next war.
A condom can hold up to 4 quarts of liquid. 
The word "scumbag" actually means condom. Originating in the 1960s, this derogatory term simply means semen-filled used condom. 
In the 15th century, glans condoms that only went over the head of the penis were in wide use. By the 16th century, condoms were made of linen, and often had a ribbon sewed on the open end to tie around the shaft of the penis. 
The Danish word for birth control is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. 
Ireland is one of the most expensive places to buy condoms in, at about $18 a box. Shanghai is the cheapest.
The earliest known depiction of a man using a condom is a 12,000-15,000 year-old painting on the wall of a cave in France called Grotte des Combarrelles. 
There is no documented medical reason a person can't use a condom. Since modern condoms are made of latex, polyurethane, lamb skin, and polyisoprene — 


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