Funny Job Rejection Letter -- From The Applicant

 Funny Applicant Job Rejection Letter To Employer

When you are looking for a job, you are really on pins and needles because you don't really know what the hiring department is looking for in a candidate. And you also know that to get hired is not just a matter of having a good college degree, but to also be a well rounded person in personality, in attractiveness, in communication, in good character and in having the ability to become a great team member. But at the same time, you are dealing with other human beings who want to play games, who want to feel big and powerful, who were abused as a child and now want to abuse everyone in every way possible, and people who hold your source income in their hands. So it is not surprising then that you are on pins and needles when you are applying for a job you really want and need, and only to get a Rejection Letter in the mail telling you about your shortcomings, or flattering you, or expressing concerns, or giving you some great excuse as to why they can not or will not hire you. But Not Today, because today I am going to share with you how one Job Applicant turned the tables around on the prospective employer, and simply refused to take No for an answer. But he did it in such a professional way, in such a comical way and in such a shocking way that you will have to laugh first, then you will have to agree that this was the right course of action to take based upon the circumstances.. So that way you can be prepared in case this ever happens to you.

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Chris L. Jensen

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